THE CHEVY SMALL CAR TRIFECTA

"CB" (jrcb) 01/21/2018 at 21:37 • Filed to: Shitpost

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THE CRAPALIER (unless it’s owned by thebigbossyboss, then it’s the Brapalier)

THE SLOBALT

AND THE SNUZE

YOU ARE NOW INFORMED ON THE APPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR SMALL CHEVROLETS. TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 01/21/2018 at 21:43

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I always called my wife’s a Crap-Valier

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CB 01/21/2018 at 21:43

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You’re missing so many horrible small GM cars. Aveo, Spark, Sonic... I suspect there are more.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 01/21/2018 at 21:45

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I’d rock a Cobalt XFE coupe. Oh who am I kidding.

fintail > CB 01/21/2018 at 21:45

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I’ve heard “Cadavalier”.

They seem to be like mechanical cockroaches, they live on for a long time in scary condition.

CB > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/21/2018 at 21:46

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Yes, but these are all the same size (roughly).

As well, I’m too lazy to figure out nicknames for the rest.

dogisbadob > CB 01/21/2018 at 21:51

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Isn’t there someone on here with the username Snuze the new Slobalt?

CB > dogisbadob 01/21/2018 at 21:52

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There is! He doesn’t post much these days, but he always seemed like a good dude.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/21/2018 at 21:58

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GM Aveoed a lot of people of their hard-earned money.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB 01/21/2018 at 22:01

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Cobalt SS turbo.

Wacko > CB 01/21/2018 at 22:29

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I still don’t get the cavalier hate, I mean compared to what Ford and dodge were offering at the time.

404 - User No Longer Available > CB 01/21/2018 at 22:44

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Ehh... late model Slowbalt. Has the 5-lug wheel covers.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CB 01/21/2018 at 22:45

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“TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES.”

WHAT ABOUT MY FRENEMIES????

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/21/2018 at 22:45

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And the Chevette.

And the Vega.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > CB 01/21/2018 at 22:50

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Rude

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wacko 01/21/2018 at 22:52

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I’m not sure. When the Neons were new they were pretty good. The Escorts and Focuses of the era were also quite good for their era. I’d take any of them over a Cavalier during their era.

HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie > CB 01/21/2018 at 23:28

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The Cobalt SS was significantly less slow

pip bip - choose Corrour > CB 01/22/2018 at 04:47

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haven’t heard from thebigbossyboss in a while